Big ones, small ones, fat ones, thin ones, brown ones, white ones, green and black ones, tasty ones, yucky ones, clean ones and dirty ones. All I know is that nuts make me sick so I prefer not to include them in my daily life. But they are EVERYWHERE!

What have I done now ?

Ernie, I think you are one of the big white ones. Not sure if you qualify as any of the others.

Amanda, just send them my way, except for the "yucky" ones and I will do all I can to remove them!

by, I have a catchy come back, but Amanda would nuke me again

Oh Ernie! You are making me blush.

I am the only sane one around here

Amanda - a serious question. Is your allergy only to peanuts or to all nuts in general? If the former, what do peanuts uniquely have in them?

I am starting to get hives just thinking about all of the human nuts that I know!