Correct timing to drink water, will maximize its effectiveness on the Human body.


Two (02) glass of water - After waking up - Helps activate internal organs




One (01) glasses of water - 30 minutes before meal - Help digestion




One (01) glass of water - Before taking a bath - Helps lower blood pressure




One (01) glass of water - Before sleep - To avoid stroke or heart attack




Please pass this to the people you care about.......

Who knows if it is true - but it reminds us to drink plenty of water!

But it gets in the way of the beer!

It also rusts your stomach

Remember what W.C. Fields always said about water....

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

To paraphrase W.C. Fields,

I don't drink water, because fish poop in it..

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or any other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!

And to justify yer wine drinking!

But of course!