I'm 85613 days old, or 233 years, 51 1/2 years...and seem to be on my last legs

But have no fear...I will be born again as Mexamerikanada

I am happy that my upcoming 50th falls on a Saturday and I will also be in Belize to celebrate it.

For now, I am still a member of the "49er Club".

No S##t, what are the odds of that?

We just left Monday after celebrating the wifes 49th.

You are 17902 days old.
That's 2557 weeks and 3 days.
Which is 49 years and 5 days, including 12 leap years*.
(= 49 years, 0 weeks and 5 days.)
Therefore, you are 49. years old.

You were born on a Monday, your last birthday was a Saturday
and your next one will be on a Sunday.

By the way, We got off the island Sat at 10 AM only to get to the Delta counter and find out the plane wasn't coming. Finally left Monday in a commuter jet that seated 74, leaving another 75 stranded for up to 2 more days. Will never fly Delta again!
Delta = Delt a raw deal