AH, crap!

Cocked up or not, I think we should get together and drink a few ice colds come December!

Especially as you owe me three ice cold ones!!!!!!

Did some one say "cold ones" ?

No. go back to bed. You can't just cherry pick the bits you like. Second thought. Describe the offside rule and it's merits and you can come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I used the 'outside' rule to go get a pack of 'Merits' but picked up a 6 pak instead. Now can I come ?

Get your specs. O F F S I D E.

Are merits a condom brand? ( It's OK he won't be able to read that bit).

I can so read it (squintin) but what happened to the beer ?

Guess I'll just take a nap zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ernie, offside is when your Belikin strays out of the zone in front of your barstool. At least that was always the way I understood it..........
Have you ever got a red card for it?

Alright, alright! It seemed like such a good wager at the time. How come I always lose on sure things?

I'll look you up in December when I get back there Phil.