Set youre clock

You bet old buddy, just tell me what time to set it to!!!

and who is the author of said new blog?

word on the street is that it involves BMW's and Coach purses.....

Ernie's guide to Fine Living?:D

including thrice daily updates on the spot gold market along with occasional comments on Bruno's dinner menu.

I'm sure Ernie will appreciate all the speculation comments KLC. And by the way Ernie, sell now!!!! Gold has peaked! (no need to compensate me for the investment advice)

use smaller descriptive terms, Bob. Quadrasyllabic words provide him extreme discomfort.

Funny, I thought he liked a certain level of discomfort.

Response:
1- Author to be named later
2-Porsche's and Chanel purses
3-"Speculative"
4-Gold has NOT peaked
5-Discomfort to one is not to another
6- Pffft !

It's a bonafide miracle! If you navigate your BMW Z-4 (while carrying a coach bag) into a flashflood, your will emerge (through divine intervention and great insurance) driving a Porsche and carrying a Chanel bag. Who knew?

BTW, a southern girl would NEVER carry a Coach bag...fun facts to know and tell!

Will miracles never cease !

If I ever see you with a Croach Bag, I'll just shoot ya.

Please do...because I have obviously suffered a wardrobe malfunction.

Like Janet Jackson ? Oh, Baby

Wait a minute...you just want my purse!!!!

I have an inventory of purses I am trying to unload, how many do you want

I would take them all but that would put you out of the DRAG business!

Hey, bidness is bidness

In that case, I have some VERY OLD prom dresses that are gently worn that would love to adorn a new and svelte man with womanly attributes.

I am not sure that I can alter them to a DD (double D) that you would require.

Awww, I'll bet ya can

I wish!!!

G,night my luv............

have they not installed a breathalyzer on this thing yet?

It is all in good fun. Sorry if you took offense to any posts. I will do my best to be a good steward of my behavior as I am sure that you set a stellar example.

Apparently not, CBT or your sarcastic post would not have been allowed. This is not required reading so..... if you object to it, dont read it. Move on.

Knock it off Ernie and CBT.... Arguing?

Shuffles that is funny but isn't Ernie taller than me?

Ernie are you mad at me?

Ya both look good in thongs -- or so I'm told.

Naa Otter, that depends on the color!!!!

I went to Walmart today to buy an assorted 6 pk of the Big Cat collection of thongs at KathyA's direction. The only thing they had was the transparent collection, so.......... I thought, why bother. And I saved $4.99

A to the Men! Why buy transparent thongs when the Family Dollar sells saran wrap by the yard.

Saran Wrap? Does that mean leftovers again?

p.s. I'm going o sleep now so play nice.

"Play" ?

Is this the actual blog? LOL

E, you may want to try Target!

No LM, this is NOT the actual blog, just a test run to see if anyone is interested. And..............