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#41033 - 06/20/01 12:23 AM http://tanishatours.com/
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Daniel Nunez is the goods. Take the Lamanai ruin tour with him, I promise you won't be sorry. Here is a man who loves what he is doing and his knowledge is unreal. He can spot a 3 inch bird or lizard in the jungle going 40 mph on his boat. You gotta do this tour if it is the only one you do. Snorkel or dive a couple of days, do this tour, and spend the rest of the week at BC's downing Belikens for the men and Panty Rippers for the ladies. If that ain't heaven...I refuse to die!
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

#41034 - 06/20/01 01:23 AM Re: http://tanishatours.com/
MandM Offline
Glad to see that the storm didn't dampen your sense of humor! You are obviously just a little bit confused tho ... must be the stress. You see, in heaven, you never have to pass through customs to get to San Pedro, and at BC's/heaven, the men drink Viagra water and the women don't drink panty rippers because they don't wear panties any more.

#41035 - 06/21/01 02:35 AM Re: http://tanishatours.com/
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
Mary.....I'm sure after meeting the Zekester in person you must KNOW that I definitely don't need viagra. Why do you think that Mrs.Zeke and Susie always have that smile on their face? C'mon now get with the program. You mean you girls still had panties on after all them rippers? I guess I better talk to Ernie about pouring that coconut rum a little heavier next time!
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.


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