Today was the old henís birthday. Since she didnít like the hot dog and mop I got her for our anniversary I took her for bowling and a cheese burger in Maya Beach. Yes, there is a bowling alley out in the bush. Afterwards I stopped by the local dive for some drinking. Old Hen wanted to go home. So I went to the Chinaman store and bought her a new broom and told her to fly home. Woke up at home in the back of the truck with the dog licking my bruised head.