Oh, I'm sorry, I think that was wind I broke. I bet you could hear that fart a mile away. Woke up the dog who was peacefully spleeping on the deck. He took a wiff and ran to his dog house. The hen and her friend grabed the truck keys and took off down the road.

Had lobster and eggs for breakfast and pork for lunch. That smell didn't seem to come from any of those meals.

It's about 3pm. Getting some shade outside so I can go do few more chores.

This is news you really don't need to share, nobody cares.

Sprinkle a little too much fairy dust on those lobster and eggs did we?

I kindly disagree.

delusional

J.F. Villefort, Chief Magistrate: How is your father?
Fernand: Alive, unfortunately.
J.F. Villefort, Chief Magistrate: We share the same misfortune.

still no chuckles, klc???

Beyond not funny. Just plain gross!

oy, and you guys thought US Chat was bad!!!!????

Maybe it was the pickles.