NFL football tonight! At average Joes. Come to watch The Colts and the Buccaneers battle it out for the win! While you are here try our total legal duty paid All beef american hot dogs. We have the Classic dog loaded with your choice of ketchup, mustard, relish, fresh onion, and jalapenos. Pair it with a ice cold duty paid legal Belikin Beer.

Wow what a night so many people cam out for my amazing wings. Glad you enjoyed them. Speaking about wings--for all you crazy people out there that think you can eat the hottest chicken wing with no problem here is your chance to prove it. We have our first ever -MOMMAS GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT! hot wing challenge. We have the wing that we claim to be the hottest in Belize. Wednesday October 12th 8 pm If you don't dare do the challenge, come out and watch all the fun, sure to be entertaining. See you there

TIME CHANGE!!! The hot wing challenge will kick off at 7 pm, see you there. Come watch people try to beat the hot wing challenge and win a bucket of beer. We will have milk on stand by for those that need it.

Amusing Beer Fact For Today:

You'll be delighted to know, that beer does not make you fat. It has been discovered that it makes you lean-( against tables, chairs, floors, walls and people.)

Here is the link for the wing challenge on Facebook. Hope to see yo all there! going to be a burninnn bunch o' fun.

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=281508758544039

Also just a reminder we will have Doc at Average joes doing his thing Tomorow from 2-4 in a room away form crowds. So come by for a quick beer and adjustment. If you have been putting off getting popped into place take advantage of him being here. Again between 2-4 tomorow Friday

GOOD MORNING SAN PEDRO!!!!well Joe has been up all night making a fresh batch "O" chili so come on down for lunch and grab one of our world famous chili cheese dogs as they are served ALL day and ALL night, we also have our famous wings, we are open at 11 am today(as we are every Friday-Sunday). Well tomorrow is UFC night we will be showing the fights on our 2 TV's and running drink specials, they will be announced tomorrow, don't want all the copycats to have time to imitate but never duplicate. come on down any day for a great time and I dare you to try and out insult joe the bar man.

ALL right People!!! it is FIGHT NIGHT at Average JOES!!!!
so come watch the fights and enjoy our world famous bar food, and wait for it wait for it!!! HERE IT IS!!!!
Drink special!!!!!
Bottles of Beer $2 Draft $3 yes that is correct!!! when you buy a shot of JAGER or GREEN Fairy get your beer for the discounted prices.
I know I know!!! I am Nuts, but hey it is fight night afterall
Joe will be watching the fights and he may even buy you a drink(very unlikely but there is a slight chance the world is coming to an end as well)
OK the Mrs. JOE just added that wings will be $1 each all night,

Alrighty then, it is Monday and Monday means Football, and Football means chicken wings, chicken wings means beer......get the picture?
$4 dollar bottles and $1 buck wings and no charge for having Joe serve them to yah, i know everyone thinks they have to pay for the privilege but joe is in a good mood tonight, come on down and you may even see him crack a smile (no promises or guarantees)

Oh Yeah we have fully legal duty paid world famous Chili cheese dogs as well

AJ, you got any of the illegal dogs? they were so much tastier just knowing they were bootlegged across to AC in a crocodile skin suticase...

I am, of course,
just
teasing

hey all you fans and stalkers out there!!! check out our other special event(HOT WING EATING CONTEST) tomorrow night AT 7PM it will blow your mind!!!!!
IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE STOMACH WE DON'T RECOMMEND PARTICIPATING BUT COME ONE AND ALL FOR A GOOD LAUGH SEEING PEOPLE VOLUNTARILY PUT THEMSELVES ON FIRE.

Grumpy Joe will be replaced by Evil Joe, for the contest only!!!!