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We are proud to announce that soon we will be opening Portofino Ocean Resort.
Investors can get in NOW on this amazing project! Email me for bank details.

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Never stop dreaming!
Jan
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Bahahahaha!!

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First The Stupid Clock Now This Floating Resort What The H*ll is next

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Cool! Now that's progress!!!!


I've already told you more than I know.
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I'm making a motion to "donate" Major's Little Clock of Horrors to Portofinos Oceanic "Spa" (POS) so it can be placed prominently atop that volcano...second? bobcat? Done. Motion is open for discussion...

(wth is Elbert when you need a master photoshopper?)

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New Form Of Space Junk When Volcano Erupts

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At Portofino we thought this investing in extreme ideas business is really taking off here and we should get in on it while we can. We already have a pledges for a couple of million under the condition that we change the colour to uniban pink.
Jan van Noord
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Portofino Restaurant & Beach Resort[/u]
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New Website: [u]www.portofino.bz

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The message was originally sent to some friends as a joke. Marty asked me if he could post it and I agreed. I found the picture while browsing the internet and thought the combination of rustic and ultra modern was hilarious, although my 6 year old daughter thinks it's a really good idea. I hope we made the boarders smile today. When you have some time, please check out the page of our resort page on facebook and like it if you do: http://www.facebook.com/PortofinoBelize
Jan van Noord
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you made me smile

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can u do one with a pirate ship.....hmmmm

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