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#435310 - 04/10/12 06:37 AM delete this ad
JAKE Offline
ad deleted,,

#435614 - 04/13/12 07:47 AM Re: Manager of sales looking for position on Ambergris [Re: JAKE]
Dwight K Schrute Offline
We just banished all the Timeshare salesmen off the Island.
No need to return unless willing to change careers.
Thank you.
FACT: I Rule

#435649 - 04/13/12 02:53 PM Re: Manager of sales looking for position on Ambergris [Re: JAKE]
Sir Isaac Newton Offline
Dwight must be living in his own "Survivor" show.

Captain Morgan's is your best bet for Ambergris Caye.
Check out my site: www.ambergriscayerealestate.net

#435687 - 04/13/12 06:13 PM Re: Manager of sales looking for position on Ambergris [Re: Sir Isaac Newton]
T Montana Offline
Dwight, please stop posting, my sides are hurting from laughing so much....

I get it...Dwights posts, I'm sure are written with tongue planted firmly in cheek...

I especially love the one about Rykats avitar...

#435744 - 04/13/12 11:20 PM ad deleted [Re: T Montana]
JAKE Offline

#435821 - 04/14/12 10:41 PM Re: ad deleted [Re: JAKE]
Dwight K Schrute Offline
You see....Honesty is the best policy...you posted an ad for an obnoxious sales closing machine and you got the job...Congrats!!!!

Now that you are a Timeshare rep you can lie and make as many empty promises as you want.

You're Welcome.
FACT: I Rule

#435828 - 04/15/12 01:14 AM Re: ad deleted [Re: JAKE]
Lan Sluder/Belize First Offline
Don't miss the recent Wall Street Journal article on timeshares going for US$1.

#435829 - 04/15/12 01:21 AM Re: ad deleted [Re: Lan Sluder/Belize First]
JAKE Offline
You guys are funny,, who said I got a job as timeshare guy? I will be teaching ballroom dancing on Caye Caulker

#435830 - 04/15/12 01:27 AM Re: ad deleted [Re: Lan Sluder/Belize First]
JAKE Offline
Hi I would like to see the web on the $1 timeshares, is that $1 bz? .. yeah but what about the maint.fee?
Thats the catch,,,


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