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#56390 08/26/02 05:31 PM
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Two crocodiles are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns
to the big one and says: "I don't understand how you can be so much
bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I
just don't get it.

"Well," says the big crocodile, "what have you been eating?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small crocodile.

"Hmm. Well, where do you catch'em?"

"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch'em?

"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then
I jump out, bite'em, shake the s*** out of 'em, and eat'em!"

"Ah!" says the big crocodile, "I think I see your problem. See, by the
time you get done shakin' the s*** out of a lawyer, there's nothing'
left but lips and a briefcase..."


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#56391 08/26/02 07:29 PM
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Ouch!


Susan Guberman-Garcia, Attorney at Law. Phone: 510-792-2639
Fax/Voicemail:: 510-405-2016 Email: [email protected]
#56392 08/26/02 07:38 PM
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Ha - nothing personal Susan


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#56393 08/26/02 09:26 PM
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THATS A CRACKER

As an old english comedian would say

#56394 08/26/02 10:10 PM
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and here he is.
http://www.pbase.com/image/4212799

i couldn't resist. now at least this makes a valid thread for this board, as opposed to the chat board [Linked Image]

(keeping those admins happy)

[This message has been edited by sweetJane (edited 08-26-2002).]

#56395 08/26/02 11:20 PM
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ROFLOL

That is a great joke!!!! Sorry Susan....LOL

Jane you got a picture for everything....LOL
I know that ain't Susan....she wears a sarong and she doesn't have as many wrinkles! [Linked Image]

#56396 08/27/02 02:55 AM
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now I wonder which croc Jane shot........


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#56397 08/27/02 08:34 AM
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there were 2 in the lagoon. we took the one willing to pose [Linked Image] . we passed them often coming into town from caribe island.

no, i'm pretty sure it isn't susan.

we were very polite & kept a distance. didn't want to seem rude to them.

#56398 08/28/02 07:45 AM
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LOL. Have to pass this one on to my dad. He is always sending the lawyer jokes to me.


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