Two crocodiles are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns
to the big one and says: "I don't understand how you can be so much
bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I
just don't get it.
"Well," says the big crocodile, "what have you been eating?"
"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small crocodile.
"Hmm. Well, where do you catch'em?"
"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch'em?
"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then
I jump out, bite'em, shake the s*** out of 'em, and eat'em!"
"Ah!" says the big crocodile, "I think I see your problem. See, by the
time you get done shakin' the s*** out of a lawyer, there's nothing'
left but lips and a briefcase..."