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#56390 - 08/26/02 06:31 PM crocodiles
klcman Offline
Two crocodiles are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns
to the big one and says: "I don't understand how you can be so much
bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I
just don't get it.

"Well," says the big crocodile, "what have you been eating?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small crocodile.

"Hmm. Well, where do you catch'em?"

"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch'em?

"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then
I jump out, bite'em, shake the s*** out of 'em, and eat'em!"

"Ah!" says the big crocodile, "I think I see your problem. See, by the
time you get done shakin' the s*** out of a lawyer, there's nothing'
left but lips and a briefcase..."
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But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman

#56391 - 08/26/02 08:29 PM Re: crocodiles
susangg Offline
Susan Guberman-Garcia, Attorney at Law. Phone: 510-792-2639
Fax/Voicemail:: 510-405-2016 Email: susangg@garcia.mpowermail.com

#56392 - 08/26/02 08:38 PM Re: crocodiles
klcman Offline
Ha - nothing personal Susan
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But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman

#56393 - 08/26/02 10:26 PM Re: crocodiles
Gaz Cooper Offline

As an old english comedian would say

#56394 - 08/26/02 11:10 PM Re: crocodiles
sweetjane Offline
and here he is.

i couldn't resist. now at least this makes a valid thread for this board, as opposed to the chat board

(keeping those admins happy)

[This message has been edited by sweetJane (edited 08-26-2002).]

#56395 - 08/27/02 12:20 AM Re: crocodiles
Enigma Offline

That is a great joke!!!! Sorry Susan....LOL

Jane you got a picture for everything....LOL
I know that ain't Susan....she wears a sarong and she doesn't have as many wrinkles!

#56396 - 08/27/02 03:55 AM Re: crocodiles
klcman Offline
now I wonder which croc Jane shot........
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But then what do I know, I am but a mere caveman

#56397 - 08/27/02 09:34 AM Re: crocodiles
sweetjane Offline
there were 2 in the lagoon. we took the one willing to pose . we passed them often coming into town from caribe island.

no, i'm pretty sure it isn't susan.

we were very polite & kept a distance. didn't want to seem rude to them.

#56398 - 08/28/02 08:45 AM Re: crocodiles
LaurieMar Offline
LOL. Have to pass this one on to my dad. He is always sending the lawyer jokes to me.


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