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#68389 - 05/14/03 11:29 PM Holiday Quotes
Pedro1 Offline
Who said

"I got so drunk I forgot to pray last night"
"I would rather drive a forklift"
"This stuff tastes like american food"
"You should dye your hair brown"
"How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm?"
"Your name is Mr. Floppy?"

#68390 - 05/15/03 01:06 AM Re: Holiday Quotes
Mel S Offline
May I add one to your list: " No problem, my wife is reading the map right now while I am driving." Have a Peaceful evening, mel S.......
Mel Sinderman

#68391 - 05/15/03 03:34 AM Re: Holiday Quotes
seashell Offline
"I got so drunk I forgot to pray last night"

Imagine that?!! What with the church right next door to Fidos and all?

"I would rather drive a forklift"

As opposed to having one run over me . . .says Nygal

"This stuff tastes like american food"

Have to be really drunk in SP to find food like that.

"You should dye your hair brown"

How many times has Pedro1 heard that? I mean, after all . . .

"How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm?"

Usually longer than men are willing to be good about it.

"Your name is Mr. Floppy?"

Serves ya right. My question is why you'd want to let that info get out?
A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where will they build their nest?

#68392 - 05/15/03 06:57 AM Re: Holiday Quotes
dogmatic prevaricator Offline
The Pope
Dale Earnhart
Tony Blair
Kermit the Frog
Janet Reno
PT Barnum
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

#68393 - 05/15/03 11:45 AM Re: Holiday Quotes
Seaislegal Offline
I know who said the first one.. Maria from my gang....!

We had a bunch of others...

- I'm drunk before noon… oh shit, is it only 10am!!
-I attract black flies, you attract fat chicks.
- Is that your golf cart wound or your foam one?
- Seaduced - "We thought it best to give you guys your own boat this time."
- I didn't know we'd run out of gas, I just thought they'd stopped so we could dance…
- Making Jell-O shots when drunk was not the best idea; I used the 151 rum by mistake!
- I'm driving with my boobies..
- I'm a vetinarian….. You mean you don't eat meat?
- I'm a canine proctologist (what the woman at the Chicken drop said..)
- Did I eat dinner last night? Was it any good? What did I have?
- Who did we scare now?
- My boyfriend is the unconscious one.
- That wasn't your inside voice you used..
- He's a human birthday card. Did you sign your roommate yet?
- You got yours in before I even tickled my zipper
Andrea in Atlanta


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