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#82543 - 03/18/04 11:53 AM Happy St. Patty's day
rockfish Offline
I know it's a day late, but I'm on island time. Someone sent me this joke yesterday and the first thing I thought of was AC.

One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a gorgeous woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the Irishman. With that, she unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Faith and begorah! Is that good!". "And how long has it been since you've had a sip of good Irish Whiskey?" she asks him. Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years." She reaches over again, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "'Tis absolutely fantastic!" At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit,! looks at the man and asks, "And how long has it ;been since you've played around?" With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs: "Oh, sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too?"

#82544 - 03/18/04 11:49 PM Re: Happy St. Patty's day
john robertsdenver Offline


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