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You May Be from Belize if...

You own more than 20 flashlight batteries.
You flinch when you are introduced to anyone named Mitch, Keith, Iris.
Your pantry contains more than ten cans of Spaghetti O's.
You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood covering
your windows.
When describing your house to a prospective buyer, you say it has three
bedrooms, two baths and one safe place.
You are on a first name basis with the PBS cashier.
You are delighted when you can find a gallon of unleaded for only $10.59.
The road leading to your house has been declared a "No-Wake Zone."
You decide that your patio furniture looks better on the bottom of the
lagoon.
You have NEMO on speed dial.
You own more than three large coolers.
You can wish that other people get hit by a hurricane and not feel even
a little bit guilty.
Once ago you couldn't hang a shower curtain; today you can assemble a
portable generator by candlelight.
You catch a 5-pound snapper ...in your cistern.
You can recite from memory whole portions of your homeowner's insurance
policy.
At cocktail parties, women gravitate to the guy with the biggest chain saw.
You have had tuna fish more than five days in a row.
You keep a roll of tar paper in your garage.
Someone has ever told you that they found your roof.
Ice is a valid topic of conversation.
Relocating to Panama does not seem like a crazy idea.

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Amazing the insight a Yank can get from this -- thanks Marty


I will have a Belikin -- put it on klcman's tab.

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