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#138896 09/23/02 10:59 AM
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Sorry to bother you guys!


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
#138897 09/23/02 11:01 AM
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Damn I'm even better looking than I thought. That Mrs. Zeke is one lucky lady!


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
#138898 09/23/02 03:22 PM
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This is too cool....now I can talk to myself without bothering any other members! :rolleyes:


Reality is due to lack of alcohol
#138899 09/23/02 06:00 PM
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And I like that you renamed yourself MEMBER1 :p laugh


Grace DeVita
#138900 09/24/02 08:54 AM
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Who says us guys ain't sensitive?

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they
connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his
place, and as
he
shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom
is
Completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the
floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher,
and huge
enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection eek eek of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she
decides not
to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his
sensitive
side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each
other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls
over
and asks, smiling , "Well, how was it?"
The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
#138901 09/24/02 10:08 AM
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Man, you sure like to leave yourself wide open to THOES women laugh laugh laugh


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