There was a Pedro1 sighting recently, on his way out of town for a guys weekend. 'cept Pedro1 brought a tart with. Just goes to show ya how well the coconut telegraph works down here, isn't that simply dreadful Pedro???? :p :p

govikes - the company that Pedro1 keeps is no secret

Bingo

oh I didn't know the grammar police worked on Saturdays. Too bad Ikant....'advise' is a VERB. ADVICE is a NOUN. Maybe you should check your writing before you post. LOL

Additional assistance for Mr. Kant:
Commas do not precede conjunctions unless indicative of a list.

ikant, yawn..............haven't been on a vacation for awhile????

me thinks the trouble maker means "syntax", not "semantics" - but don't sweat it GV and say hello to the man

YKANTU

Oh come on now, klc. That's just semantics.

And 2milesnorth, If YKANTU, then IKANTU.

IKANT2 :p

look up the diff SS :rolleyes:

I don't think; I, even: want to?

it's listed right after "single malt" E!

Gotit Dude, ya wan another hit? Jes ice fer me pleeze, nowatar, damnit! :rolleyes:

no friggin water!

Man, what's up with all this high tech wrighting?? Or is it writing?

I have a friend who would call it Mental Mastur******

Klcman, that was hilarious!!!

That word always reminds me of a story my husband tells:
He went to a very small highschool in a little farming community and the grades were pretty well mixed in gym class so every year the older guys had to pick out some new freshman to mess with.
The coach had an office at the end of the field with glass windows on three sides. The "upperclassmen" (and I do use that term loosely!) would pick the guy who missed their first class and give him this routine:
They'd tell him the coach was waiting to see him, since he missed the first session, he needed to go in and pick up his mastur****** papers. The kid would invariably ask what those were and the guys would just assure him that they were waiting for him in the coach's office. The guy would walk into the coach's office and announce he was here to pick up his mastur****** papers, while everyone else stood around outside and cracked up as the coach came unglued. Kids can be mean - but funny!

Klc- From a huge Sammy Hagar fan: your friend has to be a Sammy Hagar fan - a great lyric in "One Way to Rock": "you can analyze the situation, to me its all just mental mastur. . .

klc, do I always have to put in a smiley face, just so you can be sure where I'm coming from?

WEKANT2 if WEWANT2

YKANTI WANT2B2 LIKEU SEASHOE?

YKANTISTOPDOINGTHIS??????AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YKANTI BE SO SMART? I THINK I'M PETERING OUT!!!!
I BETTER GO SHAVE SO I DON'T START LOOKING LIKE A MONKEY OR SOMETHING.

Humans aren't much different than animals considering that humans ARE animals. No? Yes?

gotta luv "cut & paste"

SS - of course you do!

What's this got to do with Pedro?

a good chunk of this board is cut/paste - me included.
"What has been is what will be, and what has been done is what will be done; there is nothing new under the sun." (Eccl.1:9 (RSV) - Today's scripture quote - cut/pasted)
Personally - can't wait to be under the sun
Seems we left Pedro in the dust - just another hijack in paradise

P.S. - is hijack 1 word or 2??

Cut and Paste? Whats that?

Law, it depends on how you use it. If your greeting Jack it's two words. "Hi Jack" Now if Jack steels plane it's one word. If Jack steels a car it's carjack. Who's Jack?

Now Danny, I got the whole "Jack" thing but.....
planes and cars might be made out of steel, but to take them from their owners would be stealing. :p

Now Danny, as for what's this got to do with Pedro1, I've got a quote too:

"If you have a thousand friends, you've not a friend to spare, but if you have one enemy, you'll meet him every where."

:p

Klc, those graemlins were just for you. :p

2miles, UKANIF UWANT2. It's a worthy goal.

Now I am the tart refered to and I just want to say that I am just shagging all of them and I guarantee that if this is true or not I am having a lot more fun than most of the women on this board.

GO GIRL!

Jack? tarts? - suddenly I'm both thirsty and hungry. . .
Kant - perhaps you could, if you only believed - worked for Tinkerbell (no relation to the hand fairy)

Time for all we Tarts to fess up.

I'm just a tartlet.

Hear ye, Hear ye!!!

Pedro who?

just hold on here... before we get too far off track... can we go back to o jackie shagging everyone? and where was I???

Okay Tarts, I read in the newspaper that Wed is National Underwear Day according to freshpair.com.
I'm not sure whether I should observe it briefly...

IKANTWEARUNDERWEARANYWEAR

YKANTUWEARUNDERWEARANYWHERE? NOTEVENONYOURHEAD?

I bought a tee shirt today......reads.....
"TART like lemonade" 5cents.

UKANTIKANT, SHELL- MAYBE A THONG ON MY HEAD (THONGBAND)

spaces, people, spaces!!!!!!!!!

yaitshardenoughreadingallofthatwithcapitallettersstuckondarnya

Well o jackie, I'm sorry to hear Pedro1 was unable to satisfy you and that you had to shag all the others guys. But sadly, given his AGE now, I guess that is to be expected. :p I'm quite sure RI Beth and I had way more fun yesterday while out with Tulu snorkeling. And hopefully Pedro1 will be happy to see that his FAVORITE 3 BOARDERS posted on a thread about him. I'm sure they miss him as much as he misses them.

Nah, not missing, the personal emails keep me happy, so much more personal and sincere.

not geometrical, nor non-geometrical, space
also not outer space, where you seem to reside
just plain ol' space as described in The Elements of Style or The Chicago Manual of Style

no problem - I'm from the US

I am very happy to report that Pedro1 is alive and well and his usual sweet self. Here's proof!

Hey Gela! Funny how he looks so much older than he really is. hmmmmmm..