If you go to Amazon.com and search for belize and narrow by apparel, there are quite a few funny Belize shirts. "Belizean Stallion", "Buy me a beer, I'm Belizean", "I'm Famous in Belize", "I love Belizean Guys (or Girls)".

I just bought a "I love Belizean Girls" shirt as my fiancee is 1/2 Belizean. Thought I'd pass the word along in case anyone is interested in the shirts.