When I turn 50 next year do you think for a birthday present you will allow me to post ONE more time on the "About Ambergris Caye" board? Maybe I will become more mature when I hit the big "five O" and I will stop making such immature posts. Nahhhh...I don't think so I have been married for over 20 years and my wife says I will never grow up!I only have three kids but my wife swears she has four, I have never met her fourth I wonder where the hell that kid is! I gotta tell you this one, my wife loves to talk to me when she is having sex...just the other day she called me from a hotel. Now I can see why you shit canned me from the main board. I think my days are even numbered here.....man I can't catch a break!


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.