To all regulars:
Zeke has promised to be more mature on his posts from this day foward. There will be no
more profanity coming out of his reformed vocal cords or typing fingers. In other words
he has matured and is about to act his age. He now understands that children donít need
to read his abusive rantings and mature adults do not see any humor in his immaturity.
From now on there will be a kinder and gentler Zekester.

April Fools you A--holes!!!!!

1. The Law of Common Sense Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a proctologist.

2. The Law of Reality Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

3. The Law of Avoiding Oversell When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

4. Law of Physical Displacement Sometimes you are the dog. Sometimes you are the hydrant

5. Legal Rights Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

6. Law of Probable Dispersal Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

7. Law Pertaining to Divorce Be a good housekeeper. When you leave him ... get a good lawyer ...keep his house

8.Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol

There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.