O.K. guys here are the reasons why I am leaving my wife after over 20 years and three beautiful children.
"Ever since we got married, Mrs.Zeke has tried to change me.
She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around
'til all hours of the night.

She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts,
gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the
stock market."

"Sounds like I may be bitter because she changed me so

"I'm not bitter. But now that I'm so improved, she just isn't
good enough for me." I can't be married to a 47 year old. I need my young mistress SUSIE!

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