Jane.....never mind 47/48 even you are way too damn old for me! A catch like me deserves much younger eye candy. If you have any hot 25 year olds then I might start listening to you. Well I will still tell jokes to you OLD LADIES!

Two drunks are in a bar when one of them notices a
beautiful woman sitting in the corner. One says to the
other, "Jeez, I really wanna dance with dat girl."

The other drunk replies, " Go 'head and aks her, don't
be thuch a chicken thit."

So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Scuse me.
Would you like to boogey ooggie woogie?"

Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, "I'm sorry.
Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony, and I'd rather
sit than dance."

So the man humbly returns to his friend.

"So what did she say?" asks the friend.

The drunk responded, "She said she's constipated on
macaroni, and would rather shit in her pants."


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.