I can only think of one thing worse than having Jane for an x-wife and that would be having her as a present
wife. My condolences to her hubby. If I ever meet him maybe I will share Susie and AC
BB with him because I truly do feel for the man. Nahhh, I don't think they could ever cheat on the Zekester. God am I a nasty prick or what? This old
age has made me even more ornery if that is possible!

There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.