Pirate in a thong.....Don't make me laugh, I'll injure something and then I won't be able to walk. Tightie whites is more like it and surfer shorts down to his knees.
Sarongs, t-shirts, shorts, broomstick skirts and bikinis thats all I'm bringing girlfriend.
Well maybe some sexy nities since Pirate promised to ravish me nightly. He thinks he's still 18 or something. Sure am glad I've been endurance training for six months.
Do they sell Viagra over the counter in AC? [Linked Image]