In case any of you are still thinking about vacationing in SanPedro this gude by the Zekester could be of some help.

Old world charm .......... No bath

Tropical ................. Rainy

Majestic setting ......... A long way from town

Options galore ........... Nothing is included in the itinerary

Secluded hideaway ........ Impossible to find or get to

Pre-registered rooms ..... Already occupied

Explore on your own ...... Pay for it yourself

No extra fees ............ No extras

Nominal fee .............. Outrageous charge

Standard.................. Sub-standard

Deluxe ................... Standard

Superior ................. One free shower cap

All the amenities ........ Two free shower caps

Plush .................... Top and bottom sheets

Gentle breezes ........... Occasional Gale-force winds

Light and airy............ No air conditioning

Open bar ................. Free ice cubes


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