What? Me? Bull headed? I object! I'm innocent I tell ya! I've been framed, yeah, that's it, I've been framed!

Seriously, some times when I get to taking myself a little too seriously I re-read a little joke. It goes like this.

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Through the pitch-black night, the Captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.

He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."

The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degress west."

Angry, the Captain sends: "I'm a Navy Captain! Change your course, sir!"

"I'm a Seaman, Second Class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."

Now the Captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I am not changing course!"

There's one last reply. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call, sir."

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