Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "master, may I grant you one wish?"

"Hey bitch, don't you know who I am? I don't need no woman givin' me nuthin" barked Bin Laden.

The genie pleaded "But, master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever." Osama thought for a moment. Then, grumbling about the inconvenience of it all, he said "okay, okay, I wanna wake up in the morning with three white women in my bed - just do it!"

Giving the genie an evil glare, he screamed: "Now leave me alone!"

The annoyed genied said "So be it!" and disappeared back into the bottle.

The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in his bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his leg was broken and he had no health insurance!