I've got you all beat - I AM a gov't employee, AND I work in a cubicle, AND... I live in NJ! (Okay it's not that bad).
But, 56 days and counting down until I'm on that beach, in that hammock with boat drink in hand.
BTW SweetJane, I'm not sure I'd put up with that "alter ego" of yours. Could get pretty dicey. Maybe you want to ask Marty if he could step in?