A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examing room waiting for the doctor to come in.The doctor arrived,examined the baby,checked his weight,and found is somewhat below normal,and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
"Breast fed" she replied."Well strip down to your waist." the doctor ordered. She did.
He pressed,kneeded,rolled,cupped and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed,rigorously thorough examination.... Motioning to her to get dressed,he said "No wonder this baby is underweight,You dont have any milk."
"I know" she said, "I'm his Grandma,.... but I'm sure glad I came in"