That was cute!
You are obviously a saint Zeke! So considerate! It warms the heart! Every woman on this site will agree!
So, how many cast iron skillets has she smashed over your head??? Or, was it just Farberware? Then, there is always the random knife in the throat to consider, or may I delicatly say, elsewheres. Not to worry, she was just in a premenopausal mood that day. Maybe you should start learning to duck, in case she does take up that amusement between her other chores!!!!!!!!!!!!! What do the boxers say...is it "bob and weave"? I'd start practicing if I were you. It may not be long until you need that skill!!!! Good luck! Count on it, every woman on this site will pray about you!