Denny here's your moment to shine:

This from the Chronicle this am:
Meet the in-laws

Do you have a movie-worthy story about the time you or your intended met the future in-laws or when the two sets of in-laws met each other? Even if you didn't see Meet the Parents (2000) and don't plan to see its sequel, Meet the Fockers, we'd like to hear your crazy tale.

Send a short description of your meet-the-in-laws experience with your daytime phone number to [email protected] Your comments may appear in a future story. Deadline is Dec. 12.

You could become a world class writer and make that extra million you've been hankerin' for to take all your buddies to SP eek