Sun - you are right. I laughed out loud so hard I inhaled a piece of breakfast stuck in a tooth. Between laughing and chocking I have tears in my eyes.
This reminds me of one of my fears; lotion hair remover. Since living on this island (menopause helped too) I no longer shave, just use lotion hair remover. I made myself move it out of the shower as I had this dread fear (I am going blind as well as deaf) that I would accidentally pick it up instead of shampoo. I do not think I would look good bald.