A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman

perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there good

looking, how's it going?"



She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it

doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just

flat out love it."



He says, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"