It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two
in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a Birch and a Beech, are growing in the
woods. A sapling begins to grow between them, and the Beech says to
the Birch, "Is that a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"
The Birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The Birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you
tell if that is a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small sapling. He
replies, "It is neither a son of a Beech nor a son of a Birch. It is,
however, the best piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Now wipe that smile off your face.