Special Operations Command


Hey mike dont you wish we could have gotten orders like these


WARNING THIS IS ONLY A JOKE


FROM BEACH BUM COMMAND

TO mike375

ORDERS Act as advance force for operation SPPT (San Pedro Party Time)

On 16 May 2006 proceed to LZ San Pedro located on Ambergris Caye Belize. Upon landing secure area and RECON the area. Locate local supply depots (Bars) make contact with indigenous people and set up CP (Command Post). Rest your unit and prepare for operations in the area. Command recommends that your unit immediately start training operations with the local forces (EDBM= Eat Drink and Be Marry). Make every effort to blend in with the terrain and make useful contacts. On 19 May 2006 the secondary force will arrive at LZ San Pedro. This unit will upon landing will force-march to the AO (The Palms Oceanfront Suites). At this time the second element will attempt to make contact with your unit and set up a rendezvous at the combat area (Crazy Canucks or BCs for the BBQ). After you have secured your AO contact the second units AO and leave a coded secure message on how to make contact (Room # and Hotel). The second unit will contact your unit ASAP and combat operations can commence


Best of luck and Bellikin be with you


BEACH BUM COMMAND


J D Tremblay
Southern Illinois University Press
Phone 618-453-6634
Fax 618-453-3787
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