So a gentleman walks into Pedro's Sports Bar and orders a dozen shots of Jagermeister. Accomodating as always, P1 lines 'em up and the guy starts pouring them down, one after another.
P1 respectfully comments that he's drinking rather quickly and the fellow takes the time to wipe his chin and says, "You'd drink fast too if you had what I have."
Mildly alarmed, certainly concerned, Peter says, "What's that?"
"75 cents," the man replies.