1. Drive up to the cash machine;
2. Put down your car window;
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN;
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw;
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt;
6. Put window up;
7. Drive off.

1. Drive up to cash machine;
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine;
3. Set parking brake;
4. Put the window down;
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card;
6. Turn the radio down;
7. Attempt to insert card into machine;
8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car;
9. Insert card;
10. Re-insert card the right way up;
11. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page;
12. Enter PIN;
13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN;
14. Enter amount of cash required;
15. Check make up in rear view mirror;
16. Retrieve cash and receipt;
17. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside;
18. Place receipt in back of checkbook;
19. Re-check make-up again;
20. Drive forwards 2 feet;
21. Reverse back to cash machine;
22. Retrieve card;
23. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided;
24. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers in line behind you;
25. Restart stalled engine and pull off;
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles;
27. Release Parking Brake.