Barbara, That made me laugh. I'd be scared of being trampled in a riot when I landed it from the sound of things.
Simon, How could I turn down what sounds like a desperate man. I'll do my best.
Thanks all, and especially Casa Caracol - you guys have been a huge help.
I brought Bisto to someone we know last time we were there. Such simple things, create such happiness. (for those not in the know, Bisto is a traditional British powdered gravy mix...personally I think it is disgusting)