from a friend...

I had to go to the Magistrate's Court downtown today to drop off some paperwork and so had a first hand opportunity to compare the APBPLCCW (Assn. of Professional Bliss Parking Lot Crackhead Car Washers) with the APCACCWH (Assoc. of Professional Courthouse Area Crackhead Car Washers & Hustlers).

The APBPLCCW won hands down.

The members of the APCACCWH are too aggressive and menacing and called me "Ey" instead of "Miss". I felt disrespected.