A young man took his dad out to eat at a food court in the mall

A teenager sat at a near by table with spiked hair in multi
colors.
Dad sat staring at him ,Me I adverted my eyes and kept eating.
all of a sudden the teenager leaned forward and hollered .Old man what are you staring at.
Swolling my food quickly,I waited for dad to speak,thinking boy this is going to be good.

My Dad smiled and said"Son I got really bad drunk a long time ago
and mate-ed with a peacock and I was just wondering if you might be my son " (;=_=;} smile