LMAO....Bill....that ain't no toga Jane is wearing!

She tried the sheet....but you couldn't find her when she got finished...LOL
She had to opt for the pillowcase look...LOL
added a large dog collar for the belt....LOL
Voila'....a perfect ensemble!

Now me on the other hand....well....I'm still working with the sheet....seems it's a little short on the sides....hehehe
Um...could you Fed Ex me a queen size....LOL
and one of them there bungee cords for the belt? [Linked Image]

I'm all set for this rip-roarin' party! Hell, I even shaved my legs and my arm pits for this special occaision!!!

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