Heart Attacks
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:
> > 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us;
> > 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us;
> > 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us;
> > 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us; and

> > 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

> > CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
> > Our Government is Trying To Correct This Problem.

What's the rate in Belize? Has to be high