Here's my favorite:

Drive to Carls Jr: order something huge

Drive to Beer Barn: order 6 pack of Henikin

go home..watch NASCAR

For long races, repeat after 300 miles, but have Mrs Pug drive smile

Last edited by pugwash; 08/15/08 09:49 AM. Reason: designated driver

It's rarely rocket science, it's usually just math: then again if you can't do the math.......