NHL training camps open and you got a tryout??????

TimBits go on sale?????

Moose season opens?????

Flats of Molson go on sale?????

The West Edmonton Mall is having a huge shoe sale????

Bob and Doug McKenzie are getting a star on the Walk of Fame, Eh?????

John McCain is announcing Wayne Gretzky (he's an Arizonan now,eh) as his running mate?????

The Maple Leafs are getting shiny new Zamboni?????