NHL training camps open and you got a tryout??????
TimBits go on sale?????
Moose season opens?????
Flats of Molson go on sale?????
The West Edmonton Mall is having a huge shoe sale????
Bob and Doug McKenzie are getting a star on the Walk of Fame, Eh?????
John McCain is announcing Wayne Gretzky (he's an Arizonan now,eh) as his running mate?????
The Maple Leafs are getting shiny new Zamboni?????