From a quality of content standpoint, you redefine lameness, of the simpleton variety, with each and every post.

Let me severe the ham string of your diatribe. In your context, lame connotes being the deprived the use of one’s legs, however, my comment was legless, which also accurately describes your simpleminded retort. smile

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.