Old Nick Dobrankochuk gets his pilots license after several years of trying and has enuff coin save up in the meantime to buy a "great little plane" from the local shyster. Well on his first flight up at crusing altitude, the engine starts to backfiring, sputtering and showing signs of quitting. Old Nick gets on the radio and like he was trained in pilot school, says "MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY, this is NY73447J. My engine has just died and I am in trouble". The radio operator responds...."Please give me your height and position." Old Nick says " Im 5 foot 9 inches and Im sitting in the cockpit."


a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .