Young Jake in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad
news... the horse died."
Jake replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Jake said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
Jake said, "I'm going to raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"
Jake said, "Sure I can, watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's
dead."
A month later, the farmer met up with Jake and asked, "What happened with
that dead horse?"
Jake said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece
and made a profit of $998."
The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Jake said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars
back."
Jake grew up and now works for the government.

He's the one who figured out how this "bail-out" is going to
work.


Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol