The Half Wit
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>> A man owned a small farm in South Carolina . The South Carolina Wage &
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>> Hours Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and
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>> sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of everybody that
>> works here and how much you pay them", demanded the Agent.
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>> "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me
>> for 3 years. I pay him $400.00 a week plus free room and board.
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>> The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $300.00
>> per week plus free room and board. There's the half-wit.
>> He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work
>> around here.
>> He makes about $10.00 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy
>> him a bottle of Bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife
>> occasionally."
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>> "That's the guy I want to talk to......the half-wit", says the Agent.
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>> "That would be me", replied the farmer.




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