An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's
>house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
>The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new
>restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'
>The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
>The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that
>flower you give to someone you love?
>You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
>'Do you mean a rose?'
>'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and
>yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'



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