Buffy the vampire slayer [becomes] Pithy female braves fury
Goldilocks and the three bears [becomes] Girl had cereals, then took beds
The sopranos [becomes] A person shot
The wonder years [becomes] Dreary teen show
Desprate housewives [becomes] We are devious she pets
A clockwork orange [becomes] Kook crew go carnal
How the west was won [becomes] What we shot we owns
Good vibrations [becomes] Avoiding robots
South park [becomes] Ok, trash up
Best in show [becomes] White snobs

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol